A representative of the Obama Administration has reported that the White House is now for sale on the open market. Although the official asking price has not been released yet, the representative has said that the sale revenue will be used for campaign finance reform.

Global real estate portal Lamudi estimates the White House sale price to be around USD 217 million.

When asked if the price was negotiable, the representative smirked and said, “Everything’s negotiable.”

If you are doubting the validity of this story, we would like to confirm those doubts.

The White House is not for sale.

However, in light of the recent debates among presidential candidates and the ongoing problem of money in politics in the US, we couldn’t help but imagine what it would be like if the White House were for sale.

Here’s what we think the listing would look like:

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(White House image is “Washington D.C. – The White House” by derfussi via Flickr, licensed and modified under CC BY-SA 2.0)

About the Property

55,000-square-foot executive manse is available for sale.

Located in downtown Washington D.C.

Great for purchase as a residence or investment property.

Property Features

  • Extensive lawns for garden lovers
  • Rose garden
  • Putting green
  • Oval office space with patio
  • Children’s garden
  • Tennis court
  • Basketball court
  • Ideal Location
  • Fully furnished
  • Bowling alley
  • Jogging track
  • Movie theater

About the Neighborhood

The downtown area of Washington D.C. is perfect for professionals and families of all ages. There are several important national institutions and memorials nearby, including the National WWII Memorial, Smithsonian museums and the National Gallery of Art.

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Easily accessible by public and private transport, the neighborhood is ideal for people who work nearby or in other parts of the city.

Nightlife and entertainment are also abundant, with dozens of bars, restaurants and venues within walking distance.

In you are interested in the property, please contact the seller’s agent. Don’t forget to mention Lamudi.com in your query to receive special offers and discounts.