Today my publisher is releasing the paperback edition of my book, 'Here Comes Trouble.'
This is my best book. Ever. How do I know that? The New York Times said so! Well, this ad in today's Timessaid so.
You can get the paperback right now, real cheap, by clicking here. I get a buck-twenty from every book. If you don't want to click here to buy 'Here Comes Trouble' from the Evil Empire, I certainly don't blame you. Five years from now, there won't be publishing houses – it'll just be Amazon and Apple cutting deals with authors and then selling the books directly to you and your glowing device. Those still left with a decent income will be able to buy a "special classic print edition (cover and binding optional)."
I'm not against you buying this book on Amazon. I'm just saying, I had a sore throat this week and I wanted to buy some Ricola's Lemon Mint Herb Throat Drops, so I went to a Duane Reade and they didn't have any so then I went to CVS and they didn't have it and then I went to Rite Aid and they didn't have it either so I ended up at Walgreen's and they said they had them, but when I looked on the shelf they only had Honey Lemon, not Lemon Mint. So I went home, got on Amazon, and with three clicks I had a box of these babies on my doorstep at 10:30 the next morning.
You CAN visit that one local indie bookstore in your town that has survived the scorched-earth rampage of Borders (or order from your favorite indie store online here).
Did I mention I really love this book – and that I know you will, too? Have I ever let you down? I'm not gonna start now. Read this book. I'm so convinced you'll love 'Here Comes Trouble' that, if you don't, I will personally come to your home and rotate your tires and clean out your gutters. Honest. I'll even bring the cider.
Thanks for reading and watching all my stuff over the years. I wish I could personally thank each and every one of you. Please know that I feel VERY grateful and lucky and blessed to have you as a friend and a fan.
All my best,